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Independent AI Research & Development

Where curiosity runs wild, code meets chaos, and pixels bend to will.

Bridging the gap between raw technical capability and digital sovereignty. We engineer private, high-performance AI solutions for digital craftsmen and selective enterprises.

Inference Benchmarks • Blackwell Telemetry • Local LLM • Agentic AI • RAG Architectures • CUDA Optimization • ComfyUI Pipelines
Identity & Purpose

Challenging Monolithic Cloud Paradigms.

Creepybits is an independent AI research and development lab founded by Zanno. We work on local-first AI systems, open inference benchmarks, and ethical identity architectures.

Operating at the intersection of aesthetic vision and hardcore engineering, our brand positions itself as a specialized laboratory focusing on inference performance measurement, local-first systems, and privacy-centric innovation away from centralized control.

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Core Tenets

Philosophical & Cultural Movement

Our approach is evidence-based and scientifically driven, tailored for a selective market that values functional utilitarian design paired with futuristic experimentation.

Curiosity

Relentless exploration into undocumented architectures, sub-byte quantization, and experimental methodologies.

Ethical Innovation

Developing identity systems and tools that respect boundaries without compromising raw capability.

Digital Sovereignty

Prioritizing local-first processing, cognitive persistence, and absolute data privacy.

Technical Mastery

Rigorous measurement, reproducible benchmarks, and carefully designed system architectures.

Applied Research

Our Capabilities

Differentiated innovation designed for specific, high-intent technical requirements in local and datacenter environments.

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AI Systems Consultation

Specialized consulting at the intersection of AI research and development to address technical bottlenecks, memory-wall constraints, and architectural projects.

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Open Research

Open Inference Benchmarks

An open, energy-measured comparison of speculative decoding in vLLM and SGLang: 60–79% higher throughput and about 53–55% lower energy per token at batch size 1 on an RTX 5090. Paper, code and data are public.

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AI Workflow Automation

Development of custom ComfyUI chaining architectures designed to maximize throughput for automated, repetitive production pipelines.

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Ethical Character Identity Systems

Implementation of Character DNA methodology to achieve visual consistency for brands without using real human likeness or traditional LoRA training.

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Precision Image & Video Manipulation

High-fidelity concept transformation and "Real-to-AI" translation using state-of-the-art techniques to maintain structural integrity during asset modification.

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Local AI Architecture Integration

Designing and deploying privacy-focused, local-first AI systems that prioritize data sovereignty and cognitive persistence using custom memory architectures.

Ready to optimize your compute & architectures?

Engage with Creepybits for local AI systems, retrieval and workflow automation, or explore our curated tools for digital craftsmen.

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